Saturday, May 31, 2008


In the future everyone
will be famous for fifteen
minutes.
*
-Andy Warhol

Friday, May 30, 2008

william bouguereau

Laziness is nothing more than
the habit of resting before you
get tired.
*
-Jules Renard

Thursday, May 29, 2008


Quitting smoking is easy;
I've done it hundreds of times.
*
-Mark Twain

Wednesday, May 28, 2008


I am in the prime
of senility.
*
-Benjamin Franklin

Tuesday, May 27, 2008


The length of a film
should be directly related
to the endurance of the
human bladder.
*
-Alfred Hitchcock

Monday, May 26, 2008


All we have of freedom,
all we use or know,
this our fathers bought
for us long and long ago.
*
-Rudyard Kipling

Sunday, May 25, 2008


The Most High God
rules over the kingdom
of mankind and sets
over it whom he will.
*
-Daniel 5:21

Saturday, May 24, 2008


A woman is the most fiendish
instrument of torture ever
devised to bedevil the days
of man.
*
-Ulysses Everett McGill

Friday, May 23, 2008


Television enables you
to be entertained in
your living room by
people you wouldn't
have in your home.
*
–David Frost

Thursday, May 22, 2008


I do not feel obliged to believe that
the same God who has endowed us
with sense, reason, and intellect has
intended us to forego their use.
*
-Galileo

Wednesday, May 21, 2008


Mirth is God's medicine.
Everybody ought to bathe
in it.
*
-Henry Ward Beecher

Tuesday, May 20, 2008


A poet is, before
anything else, someone
who is passionately in
love with language.
*
-W. H. Auden

Monday, May 19, 2008


Pleasure in the job puts
perfection in the work.
*
-Aristotle

Sunday, May 18, 2008


Humility comes before honor.
*
-Proverbs 15:33

Saturday, May 17, 2008


I think knowing what
you cannot do is more
important than knowing
what you can do.
*
-Lucille Ball

Friday, May 16, 2008


Be like the flower and turn
your face to the sun.
*
-Kahlil Gibran

Thursday, May 15, 2008


I've been 40 years discovering that
the queen of all colours is black.
*
-Auguste Renoir

Wednesday, May 14, 2008


Bargain: something you
can't use at a price
you can't resist.
*
-Franklin P. Jones

Tuesday, May 13, 2008


Look what the postmaster did when we weren't looking. Yep, he's gone and raised the cost of sending a letter by one penny. So unless you've got a store of those very boring "forever" stamps, you might want to pick up extra 1 cent or some of the new 42 cent stamps. This jazzy one isn't available until later this year. Go here if you'd like a peek at what's in store.

Monday, May 12, 2008


The tooth fairy teaches
children that they can
sell body parts for money.
*
-David Richerby

Sunday, May 11, 2008

francois millet

Let me learn from Ruth, the gleaner. As she went
out to gather the ears of corn, so must I set out for
the fields of prayer, meditation, the ordinances, and
hearing the Word to gather spiritual food.
*
-Charles Spurgeon

Saturday, May 10, 2008

jessie wilcox smith

Heaven lives at the feet of
mothers.
*
-Muhammad

Friday, May 09, 2008


It is requisite for the relaxation
of the mind that we make use,
from time to time, of playful deeds
and jokes.
*
-Thomas Aquinas

Thursday, May 08, 2008

steven meyers

Art is the unceasing effort
to compete with the beauty
of flowers.
*
-Marc Chagall

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

frank ossen

No man remains quite what
he was when he recognizes
himself.
*
-Thomas Mann

Tuesday, May 06, 2008


Gravitation is not
responsible for people
falling in love.
*
-Albert Einstein

Monday, May 05, 2008


I cannot rest, I must draw,
however poor the result.
*
-Beatrix Potter

Sunday, May 04, 2008


Whenever our heart condemns us,
God is greater than our heart,
and he knows everything.
*
-1 John 3:20

Saturday, May 03, 2008


Setting a good example
for the children takes
all the fun out of
middle age.
*
-William Feather

Friday, May 02, 2008


Nothing is as simple as we
hope it will be.
*
-Jim Horning

Thursday, May 01, 2008

sam brown

I will prepare and some
day my chance will come.
*
-Abraham Lincoln