I cannot live
without books.
-Thomas Jefferson

When you wish upon a falling star,
your dreams can come true. Unless
it's really a meteorite hurtling
to the Earth which will destroy all
life. Then you're pretty much hosed
no matter what you wish for. Unless
it's death by meteor.
-Despair.com

Wheresoever you go,
go with all your heart.
-Confucius

Do not interpretations
of dreams belong to God?
-Genesis 40:8

4The plastic things on the end of
shoelaces are called aglets.
4The most common time displayed in
watch ads is 10:10.
4Americans eat on average 18 acres
of pizza every day.

Away is good,
but at home is best.
-Swedish Proverb

In the end we shall have had
enough of cynicism, skepticism
and humbug, and we shall want
to live more musically.
-Vincent Van Gogh

Men can only be happy when
they do not assume that the
object of life is happiness.
-George Orwell

A morning without coffee
is like something without
something else.

I always arrive late at the office,
but I make up for it by leaving early.
-Charles Lamb

A righteous man
regardeth the life
of his beast.
-Proverbs 12:10

The first duty of a man
is the seeking after
and the investigation
of the truth.
-Cicero

Tolerance is the virtue
of the man without convictions.
-G. K. Chesterton

I am not under the alfluence
of inkahol as some
thinkle peep
I am.

A kind heart is a
fountain of gladness,
making everything
in its vicinity
freshen into smiles.
-Washington Irving

Human beings are the only creatures
on earth that allow their children
to come back home.
-Bill Cosby

I have a dream that my
four little children will
one day live in a nation
where they will not be
judged by the color of
their skin, but by the
content of their character.
-Martin Luther King, Jr.

The people arose
as one man.
-Judges 20:8

Reality leaves a lot
to the imagination.
-John Lennon

Reality continues to
ruin my life.
-Calvin and Hobbes

To me boxing is like ballet,
except there's no music,
no choreography,
and the dancers hit each other.
-Jack Handey

Compassion is your
pain in my heart.
-Augustine

Don't be silly! I could never love anyone
more than I love my sisters.
-Louisa May Alcott, Little Women

When a thing has been said,
and said well, have no scruple.
Take it and copy it.
-Anatole France

Worship the Lord
in the splendor of holiness;
tremble before him,
all the earth.
-Psalm 96:9

Beer is living proof
that God loves us and
wants us to be happy.
-Benjamin Franklin

You can't hoot with the owls
and then soar with the eagles.
-Hubert Humphrey

Without friends
no one would choose to live,
though he had all other goods.
-Aristotle

If you define cowardice
as running away at the
first sign of danger,
screaming and tripping
and begging for mercy,
then yes, Mr. Brave Man,
I guess I'm a coward.
-Jack Handey

Help us to recognize your voice,
help us not to be allured by
the madness of the world,
so that we may never fall away from you,
O Lord Jesus Christ.
-Albrecht Durer

Time
is the
best doctor.
-Yiddish Proverb