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Have mercy upon me,

O Lord; for I am weak:

O Lord, heal me,

for my bones are vexed.

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-Psalm 6:2

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Every time you speak
your mind is on parade.
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-Samuel Johnson

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I was eating in a Chinese restaurant

downtown. There was a dish called

Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken

and eggs. And I said, I gotta use that one.

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-Paul Simon

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Employment is the surest

antidote to sorrow.

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-Ann Radcliffe

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The goal of all inanimate objects is to

resist man and ultimately defeat him.

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-Russell Baker

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If you put butter and

salt on it, it tastes

like salty butter.

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-Terry Pratchett

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If you're going through hell,

keep going.

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-Winston Churchill

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Feel for others -

in your pocket.

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-Charles Spurgeon

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We don't know what we want,

but we are ready to bite somebody

to get it.

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-Will Rogers

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Glory is fleeting,

but obscurity is

forever.

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-Napoleon Bonaparte

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Life is a long lesson

in humility.

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-J. M. Barrie

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One kind word can warm

three winter months.

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-Japanese proverb

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Arrange whatever pieces

come your way.

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-Virginia Woolf

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To travel hopefully

is a better thing than

to arrive.

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-Robert Louis Stevenson

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The Lord laughs at the wicked,

for he knows their day is coming.

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-Psalm 37:13

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Now I am beginning to live a little,

and feel less like a sick oyster at

low tide.

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-Louisa May Alcott

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Never spend your money

before you have it.

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-Thomas Jefferson

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We live in an age when
pizza gets to your home
before the police.
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-Jeff Mardner

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The greatest use of life is to spend

it for something that outlasts it.

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-William James

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Sense shines with a

double luster when it

is set in humility.

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-William Penn

fernando botero

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To lengthen thy life,

lessen thy meals.

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-Benjamin Franklin

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They shall sing of the ways

of the Lord.

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-Psalm 138:5

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Never judge a book by

its movie.

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-J. W. Eagan

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A good snapshot keeps a

moment from running away.

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-Eudora Welty

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It's a fool that

looks for logic in

the chambers of the

human heart.

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-Ulysses Everett McGill

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The pay is good

and I can walk to work.

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-John F. Kennedy

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It is remarkable to what

lengths people will go

to avoid thought.

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-Thomas Edison

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Youth is young life

plus curiosity

minus understanding.

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-Anthony Brooks

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In everything give thanks.

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-1 Thessalonians 5:18

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Aggressive fighting for the

right is the greatest sport

in the world.

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-Theodore Roosevelt