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To write simply is as

difficult as to be good.

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-W. Somerset Maugham

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Genius is 1% inspiration

and 99% perspiration.

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-Thomas Edison

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I’ve never gotten over what they

call stage fright.

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-Elvis Presley

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After years of therapy my psychiatrist said

something that brought tears to my eyes.

He said, "No ablo ingles."

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-Ronnie Shakes

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Truly I say to you, unless

you turn and become like

children, you will never enter

the kingdom of heaven.

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-Matthew 18:3

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Spring is nature's way of saying,

"Let's party!"

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-Robin Williams

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Tomorrow to fresh woods and

pastures anew.

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-John Milton

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All my favorite singers

couldn't sing.

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-David Berman

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The moon gives light,

in time of night.

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-New England Primer (1690)

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I bought some batteries but they

weren't included.

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-Steven Wright

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Everything popular

is wrong.

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-Oscar Wilde

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Therefore, if anyone is in

Christ, he is a new creation.

The old has passed away;

behold the new has come.

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-2 Corinthians 5:17

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How can I know what I

think till I hear what I say?

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-E. M. Forster

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We turn not older

with years, but

newer every day.

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-Emily Dickinson

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I am an idealist. I don't know where

I'm going but I'm on my way.

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-Carl Sandburg

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Income tax has made more liars out

of the American people than golf.

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-Will Rogers

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8Lego is latin for "I put together."

8Earth is the only planet not named

after a god.

8A brand new lead pencil will draw

a line 35 miles long.

andrew wyeth

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A house without books is like

a room without windows.

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-Horace Mann

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But from this earth,

This grave, this dust,

My God shall raise me up

I trust.

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-Walter Raleigh

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Rivers know this: there is no hurry.

We shall get there someday.

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-Pooh

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Journalism will kill you, but

it will keep you alive while

you're at it.

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-Horace Greeley

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We believe others to be happier

than they are.

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-Charles de Montesquieu

A QUESTION FOR WOMEN

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Why do you do this?

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-Dave Barry

winslow homer

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She is too fond of books, and it has turned
her brain.

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-Louisa May Alcott

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My favorite smell is the first smell

of spring in New York.

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-Andy Warhol

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Your word is a lamp to my

feet and a light to my path.

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-Psalm 119:105

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Forever is composed of nows.

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-Emily Dickinson

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He who stops being better

stops being good.

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-Oliver Cromwell

james denmark

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Without music life

would be a mistake.

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-Friedrich Nietzsche

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I hope life isn't a big joke,

because I don't get it.

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-Jack Handey