I hope an animal never bores a hole in my
head and lays its eggs there because I might
think I have a good idea but it’s really just
the eggs hatching.

-Jack Handey



Batter my heart,
three-person'd God.

-John Donne





Discipleship means joy.

-Dietrich Bonhoeffer



Art is what you can get away with.

-Andy Warhol




Thanks is for giving.



Truth uncompromisingly told will
always have its ragged edges.

-Herman Melville




Be brief, for no discourse
can please when too long.

-Miguel de Cervantes



Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress.  But I repeat myself.

-Mark Twain 



Like a dog who returns to his
vomit is a fool who repeats
his folly.

-Proverbs 26:11



I don’t know anything about music.

In my line you don’t have to.

-Elvis Presley



And I need you more than
want you.  And I want you
for all time.

-Jimmy Webb, Wichita Lineman 



Love is not affectionate feeling, but a steady
wish for the loved person's ultimate good
as far as it can be obtained.

-C. S. Lewis, God in the Dock



A wounded deer leaps the highest.

-Emily Dickinson



Every single great idea that has marked
the 21st century, the 20th century, and the
19th century has required government
vision and government incentive.

-Vice President Joe Biden





Let my love open the door.

-Pete Townshend



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And God said, "let the waters swarm with swarms of living creatures."

-Genesis 1:20






From now on, ending a sentence
with a preposition is something
up with which I will not put.

-Winston Churchill



One never notices what
has been done; one can
only see what remains
to be done.

-Marie Curie



For what do we live but to make
sport for our neighbors, and laugh
at them in our turn.

-Jane Austen



I cleaned up my act because otherwise I would have kicked the bucket.

-Lou Reed



The trouble with being
punctual is that nobody's
there to appreciate it.

-Franklin P. Jones



Now and then an innocent man
is sent to the legislature.

-Kin Hubbard



That word above all
earthly powers,
no thanks to them,
abideth.

-Martin Luther, A Mighty Fortress Is Our God




-A butterfly can taste with its feet.
-Each eye of a dragonfly has 30,000 lenses.
-A giraffe sleeps only two hours a day.





A smile is the shortest
distance between two
people.

-Victor Borge



Television is chewing gum
for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright




If you tell the truth you don't
have to remember anything.

-Mark Twain



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Happiness is a warm puppy.

-Charles M. Schulz





Pleasure moves on too early
and trouble leaves too slow.

-Joni Mitchell