I'm always open for people saying I'm wrong
because most of the time I am.

-Duke of Cambridge



I intend to live forever. 
So far so good.

-Stephen Wright



I stand in awe of my body.

-Henry David Thoreau



Fame usually comes to
those who are thinking
about something else.

-Oliver Wendell Holmes



I think your whole life shows
in your face and you should
be proud of that.

-Lauren Bacall



A family is like having a bowling
alley installed in your brain.

-Martin Mull



If they do not hear Moses
and the prophets, neither
will they be convinced if
someone should rise from
the dead.

-Luke 16:31

 albrecht durer

Ye who think of sin but lightly nor suppose the evil great,
Here may view its nature rightly, here its guilt may estimate.
Mark the sacrifice appointed, see who bears the awful load;
'tis the Word, the Lord's Annointed, Son of Man and Son of God.

-Thomas Kelly, Stricken, Smitten, and Afflicted, 1804 



Only your real friends will
tell you when your face is
dirty.

-Sicilian proverb



I'm nobody, who are you?

-Emily Dickinson



Take your protein pills and put
your helmet on.

-David Bowie



Cocaine is God's way of saying
you're making too much money.

-Robin Williams



Wisdom is knowing what
to do next; virtue is
doing it.

-David Jordan

Albrecht Durer

Q10: How did God create man?

Answer: God created man male
and female, after his own image,
in knowledge, righteousness,
and holiness, with dominion over
the creatures.

-Westminster Shorter Catechism, 1647  



When you win, nothing hurts.

-Joe Namath



A kleptomaniac is a person who
helps himself because he can't help
himself.

-Henry Morgan 



Solitary trees, if they grow at all,
grow strong.

-Winston Churchill



There's no place like home.

-Dorothy Gale



To reflect the new postcard rate going into effect this Sunday, the postal service has issued these new 29 cent herb stamps.  A sheet of 20 for $5.80 is available now at your local post office or online at usps.com.

jill greenberg

Life is a comedy for those
who think, and a tragedy
to those who feel.

-Horace Walpole



If anyone is in Christ,
he is a new creation. 
The old has passed away;
behold, the new has come.

-2 Corinthians 5:17



Laziness may appear attractive,
but work gives satisfaction.

-Anne Frank 



It is one of the blessings of old
friends that you can afford to
be stupid with them.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson



Love is the only gold.

-Alfred, Lord Tennyson



After the coffee things aren't
so bad.

-Henry Knibbs



We are an impossibility in
an impossible universe.

-Ray Bradbury

the
rooster
crows
but
the
hen
delivers.



Church Bulletin Bloopers

-Don't let worry destroy your life, let the church help.
-For those who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
-A Tuesday bean supper will be held in the church hall.  Music will follow.



You do not really understand
something until you can explain
it to your grandmother.

-Albert Einstein



If every fool wore a crown,
we should all be kings.

-Welsh proverb