rene magritte

I've been trying for some time to develop
a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.

-Garry Trudeau



From all that dwell below the skies,
Let the Creator's praise arise.

-Isaac Watts



If a woman has to choose between catching
a fly ball and saving a kid's life, she will
choose to save the kid's life without even
considering if there are men on base.

-Dave Barry



There is no abstract art.  You must always
start with something.  Afterward you can
remove all traces of reality.

-Pablo Picasso



The best car safety device is a rear
view mirror with a cop in it.

-Dudley Moore



8Half of the people on earth live

in cities.
8It's the white of the egg that smells

like sulphur, not the yolk.
8Since 1900 the average global
temperature increase has been
about one degree.



jessee wilcox smith

Man cannot live by bread alone;
he must have peanut butter.

-James A. Garfield



A government which robs Peter to pay Paul
can always depend on the support of Paul.

-George Bernard Shaw



mordecai ardon

Christ Jesus came into the world
to save sinners, of whom I am
the foremost.

-1 Timothy 1:15



You never know how much you
really believe anything until its truth
or falsehood becomes a matter of
life and death to you.

-C. S. Lewis



Never stand begging for that which
you have the power to earn.

-Miguel de Cervantes



I like to start slow and taper off.

-Walt Stack



carol marine

The things I want to know
are in books.

-Abraham Lincoln



We are confronted with
insurmountable opportunities.

-Walt Kelly, Pogo



Everything considered, work is less boring
than amusing oneself.

-Charles Baudelaire



Set your minds on things
that are above, not on
things  that are on earth.

-Colossians 3:2



I love criticism just so long
as it is unqualified praise.

-Noel Coward



sam brown



Formula for success: 
rise early, work hard, strike oil.

-J. Paul Getty



When an idea is wanting,
a word can always be found
to take its place.

-Goethe



Confidence is 10% hard work
and 90% delusion.

-Tina Fey



More than kisses,
letters mingle souls.

-John Donne



Good apple pies are a considerable
part of our domestic happiness.

-Jane Austen

polaroid, circa 1986

Train up a child in the way he should
go; even when he is old, he will not
depart from it.

-Proverbs 22:6



Airplanes may kill you, but they're
not likely to hurt you.

-Satchell Paige

andy goldsworthy

I like terra firma - the more firma,
the less terra.

-George S. Kaufman



No one has a finer command of language
than the person who keeps his mouth shut.

-Sam Rayburn





Middle age is when you've met so many people
that every new person you meet reminds you
of someone else.

-Ogden Nash

edward hopper

To be without some of the things
you want is an indispensable part
of happiness.

-Bertrand Russell

andy warhol

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I'm a schizophrenic,
and so am I.

-What About Bob



vincent van gogh

Whoever sows bountifully
will also reap bountifully.

-2 Corinthians 9:6



It is better to wear out than rust out.

-Millard Fillmore