Drama is life with the dull bits
cut out.

-Alfred Hitchcock



I want to put a ding in the universe.

-Steve Jobs



A rich man is nothing but a poor
man with money.

-W. C. Fields



gustave dore

Sin entered the world through one
man, and death through sin, and in
this way death came to all people,
because all sinned.

-Romans 5:12



The public demands certainties,
but there are no certainties.

-H. L. Mencken



amedeo modigliani

Eloquence is a painting of
the thoughts.

-Blaise Pascal



My cooking is so bad my kids
thought Thanksgiving was to
commemorate Pearl Harbor.

-Phyllis Diller 



The more you explain it,
the more I don't understand it.

-Mark Twain



A good novel tells us the truth about
its hero.  A bad novel tells us the truth
about its author.

-G. K. Chesterton



She got her looks from her father. 
He's a plastic surgeon.

-Groucho Marx



Let us kneel before the Lord
our Maker.

-Psalm 95:6



Money is better than poverty,
if only for financial reasons.

-Woody Allen



The buck stops here.

-Harry S. Truman



Someday we'll look back at this moment
and plow into a parked car.

-Evan Davis



I don't paint things.  I only paint
the differences between things.

-Henri Matisse



Happiness is a very small desk
and a very big wastebasket.

-Robert Orben



I didn't get old on purpose, it just
happened.  If you're lucky, it could
happen to you.

-Andy Rooney



Simon Peter answered him,
"Lord, to whom shall we go? 
You have the words of eternal
life."

-John 6:68

john singer sargent

There is but one art, to omit.

-Robert Louis Stevenson



It's what you learn after you know
it all that counts.

-Earl Weaver



Let us be grateful to the mirror for
revealing to us our appearance only.

-Samuel Butler

nicora gangi

The world will never starve for

want of wonders, but only for

want of wonder.

-G. K. Chesterton



Oh that man would converse with God!

-William Blake



He who has a why to live for
can bear almost any how.

-Frederich Nietzsche



microscopic pollen

He upholds the universe
by the word of his power.

-Hebrews 1:3



bernardus johannes blommers

Poor and content is rich,
and rich enough.

-William Shakespeare

happy birthday lowen

The older the fiddler,
the sweeter the tune.

-English proverb



It takes too much energy to be against
something unless it's really important.

-Madeleine L'Engle



That's not writing, that's typing.

-Truman Capote (on Jack Kerouac)



Success makes a fool seem wise.

-H. G. Bohn