Tell me what you eat and I will
tell you what you are.

-Anthelme Brillat-Savarin



Blow ye winds like the trumpet
blows; but without that noise.

-Jack Handey



jean-michel basquiat

Believe it or not, I can
actually draw.

-Jean-Michel Basquiat



Letters are expectation packaged
in an envelope.

-Shana Alexander



Work is my salvation. 
It changes my moods.

-Zane Grey



In the spring, at the end of the day,
you should smell like dirt.

-Margaret Atwood



paul klee

There are only two kinds of people in
the end: those who say to God, "Thy
will be done," and those to whom God
says, in the end, "thy will be done."

-C. S. Lewis



ansel adams

My father considered a walk among
the mountains as the equivalent of
churchgoing.

-Aldous Huxley



Living is easy with eyes closed,
misunderstanding all you see.

-John Lennon



815 billion cigarettes are smoked everyday.
8There are about 6800 spoken languages.
8Some snails can sleep for three years.



happy birthday kate!

May my love for you do what
spring does with the cherry trees.

-Pablo Neruda



There is no such thing
as an underestimation of
average intelligence.

-Henry Adams



maxfield parrish

I never read, I just
look at pictures.

-Andy Warhol



Giving is true having.

-Charles Spurgeon



To dwell is to garden.

-Martin Heidegger



The good and the wise
lead quiet lives.

-Euripides



When a thief kisses you,
count your teeth.

-Yiddish proverb



jago silver


I love the ocean.  Boats, not so much.

-Jeff Goldblum



tracey ann finley

You never know what worse luck
your bad luck has saved you from.

-Cormac McCarthy



Beware of the young doctor and
the old barber.

-Benjamin Franklin



There is no work, however
vile or sordid, that does not
glisten before God.

-John Calvin



We are all special cases.

-Albert Camus



edward john poynter

I like the dreams of the future
better than the history of the past.

-Thomas Jefferson



Always make the audience suffer
as much as possible.

-Alfred Hitchcock



People who get nostalgic about
childhood were obviously never
children.

-Bill Watterson



Price is what you pay. 
Value is what you get.

-Warren Buffet



Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.

-Mitch Hedberg



Knowledge of the sciences is so much

smoke apart from the heavenly science

of Christ.

-John Calvin




Vegetarian - that's an old indian
word meaning lousy hunter.

-Andy Rooney

jessie willcox smith

Kindness in women, not their
beauteous looks, shall win
my love.

-Washington Irving



My plumbing is all messed up. 
Because, as it turns out, I do not
own a garbage disposal.

-Demetri Martin