Behind every great man is a
woman rolling her eyes.

-Jim Carrey

john william waterhouse

An aim in life is the only fortune
worth finding.

-Robert Louis Stevenson



If it's true it's not new; if it's new
it's not true.

-Douglas Wilson



Speak as if every word were
written in permanent marker.

john james audobon

If I had to choose, I would rather
have birds than airplanes.

-Charles Lindbergh



Let the one who is thirsty
come; let the one who desires
take the water of life without
price.

-Revelation 22:17



Go to sleep. 
It'll be better in the morning.

-Ruth Pastrana

tracey ann finley

It is easier to forgive
an enemy than to forgive
a friend.

-William Blake



Well, my brother says Hello.
So, hooray for speech therapy.

-Emo Philips



Opportunity does not knock;
it presents itself when you beat
down the door.

-Kyle Chandler



You never find yourself
until you face the truth.

-Pearl Bailey



If you wish to grow thinner,
diminish your dinner.

-H. S. Leigh



Whoever is wise, let him
attend to these things.

-Psalm 107:43



Humor is emotional chaos
remembered in tranquility.

-James Thurber



Everything happens to everybody
sooner or later if there is time
enough.

-George Bernard Shaw



Lord, keep me from being a
boring grown-up.

-Jon Saunders




A good photograph is knowing
where to stand.

-Ansel Adams



Basically my wife was immature. 
I'd be at home in the bath and she'd
come in and sink my boats.

-Woody Allen



Smoking is, as far as I'm concerned,
the entire point of being an adult.

-Fran Leibowitz



I have no greater joy than
to hear that my children are
walking in the truth.

3 John 4



Democracy is the art and science 
of running the circus from the
monkey cage.

-H. L. Mencken



When I was a boy of fourteen my father
was so ignorant I could hardly stand to
have the old man around.  But when I got
to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how
much the old man had learned in seven years.

-Mark Twain



Making dreams and nightmares
come true.

-Travis Pastrana, Nitro Circus



Ah, summer, what power you have
to make us suffer and like it.

-Russell Baker



Better three hours too soon than
a minute too late.

-William Shakespeare



No great discovery was ever made
without a bold guess.

-Isaac Newton



Christianity is the story of how the rightful
king has landed, you might say landed in
disguise, and is calling us all to take part in
a great campaign of sabotage.

-C. S. Lewis



Find something you're passionate
about and stay tremendously
interested in it.

-Julia Child



Never judge a book by its movie.

-J. W. Eagan



A bank is a place that will lend
you money if you can prove you
don't need it.

-Bob Hope



The heart cannot exult in
what the mind rejects.

-Stephen Meyer