If you wish to make an apple pie
from scratch, you must first invent
the universe.

-Carl Sagan



The best thing you can do when
it's raining is to let it rain.

-Henry Wadsworth Longfellow



Do not waste too much of your
time in worrying about the future
of the Christian Church.

-D. Martyn Lloyd-Jones



i thank you god for this most amazing day,
for the leaping greenly spirits of trees, and
for the blue dream of sky, and for everything
which is natural, which is infinite, which is yes.

e.e. cummings



Circumstances are beyond human
control, but our conduct is in our
own power.

-Benjamin Disraeli



I told my doctor I broke my leg
in two places.  He told me to quit
going to those places.

-Henny Youngman



All people are born alike - except
for Republicans and Democrats.

-Groucho Marx



Fun is good.

-Dr. Seuss



There are three rules for writing
a novel.  Unfortunately, no one
knows what they are.

-W. Somerset Maugham



May the Lord direct your hearts into
God's love and Christ's perseverance.

-2 Thessalonians 3:5 



The difference between genius
and stupidity is that genius has
its limits.

-Albert Einstein



Service to others is the rent you
pay for your room here on earth.

-Muhammad Ali



For every complex problem there
is an answer that is clear, simple,
and wrong.

-H. L. Mencken



My whole life has been movies
and religion.  That's it.  Nothing
else.

-Martin Scorsese



When I'm stuck with a day
that's grey and lonely,
I just stick out my chin
and grin and say....



Being in the audience actually
looks like quite a lot of fun.

-Paul McCartney



It was pride that changed angels
into devils; it is humility that makes
men as angels.

-Augustine



We are ever striving after what
is forbidden, and coveting what
is denied us.

-Ovid



A clear and innocent conscience
fears nothing.

-Elizabeth I

winsor mccay

You are never too old to set another
goal or to dream a new dream.

-C. S. Lewis



Man is born for trouble as sparks
fly upward.

-Job 5:7




The people are hungry.  It is
because those in authority eat
up too much in taxes.

-Lao Tzu



The artist in me cries out for design.

-Robert Frost



There is no healing a man till
the law has wounded him, no
making him alive till the law
has slain him.

-C. H. Spurgeon



Little League baseball is a very
good thing because it keeps the
parents off the streets.

-Yogi Berra



But the fact is, most people are
not going to be rich someday.

-Roger Ebert



If you ever need anything please
don't hesitate to ask someone else
first.

-Kurt Cobain



Government does not solve problems;
it subsidizes them.

-Ronald Reagan



The trouble is, you think you
have time.

-Buddha



There is no such thing in any person's
life as an unimportant day.

-Alexander Woolcott