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Out of your vulnerabilities

will come your strength.

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-Sigmund Freud

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America is the land

of wide lawns and narrow minds.

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-Ernest Hemingway

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Look deep into nature, and then you will

understand everything better.

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-Albert Einstein

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God has two dwellings:

one in heaven, and the other

in a meek and thankful heart.

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-Izaak Walton

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Forgiveness is the oil
of relationships.
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-Josh McDowell

Only one hundred years ago in the

United States:

4The average life expectancy was 47 years.

4The average income was $200 to $400 a year.

4Only 6% of the population had graduated high school.

495% of our citizens were born at home.

4There were only 8000 cars in the entire country.

4Only 8% of homes had a telephone.

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A superior man is modest in

his speech, but exceeds in

his actions.

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-Confucius

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I was born modest; not all over,

but in spots.

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-Mark Twain

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Comedy is tragedy - plus time.

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-Carol Burnett

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Starting today postage on a regular everyday

envelope goes from 42 cents to 44 cents.

This will not affect most of us to any serious

degree. It does, however, afford an opportunity

to freshen our mail. Why not go to your local

post office and ask to see what's new?

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Let everyone who names

the name of Christ depart

from iniquity.

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-2 Timothy 2:16

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Make yourself necessary

to somebody.

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-Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Diplomacy is the art of saying

"nice doggie" until you can find

a rock.

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-Will Rogers

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That man is richest whose

pleasures are cheapest.

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-Henry David Thoreau

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The richness I achieve comes

from nature, the source of

my inspiration.

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-Claude Monet

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Give me 5 minutes with
a person's checkbook
and I will tell you what
they love.
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-Billy Graham

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Happiness comes when

your work and words are

of benefit to others.

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-Buddha

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A double minded man is

unstable in all his ways.

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-James 1:8

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The truth will set you free.

But first it will tick you off.

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-Gloria Steinem

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april showers bring

may flowers.

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To write simply is as

difficult as to be good.

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-W. Somerset Maugham

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Genius is 1% inspiration

and 99% perspiration.

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-Thomas Edison

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I’ve never gotten over what they

call stage fright.

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-Elvis Presley

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After years of therapy my psychiatrist said

something that brought tears to my eyes.

He said, "No ablo ingles."

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-Ronnie Shakes

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Truly I say to you, unless

you turn and become like

children, you will never enter

the kingdom of heaven.

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-Matthew 18:3

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Spring is nature's way of saying,

"Let's party!"

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-Robin Williams

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Tomorrow to fresh woods and

pastures anew.

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-John Milton

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All my favorite singers

couldn't sing.

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-David Berman

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The moon gives light,

in time of night.

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-New England Primer (1690)

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I bought some batteries but they

weren't included.

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-Steven Wright

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Everything popular

is wrong.

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-Oscar Wilde

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Therefore, if anyone is in

Christ, he is a new creation.

The old has passed away;

behold the new has come.

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-2 Corinthians 5:17

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How can I know what I

think till I hear what I say?

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-E. M. Forster

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We turn not older

with years, but

newer every day.

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-Emily Dickinson

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I am an idealist. I don't know where

I'm going but I'm on my way.

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-Carl Sandburg

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Income tax has made more liars out

of the American people than golf.

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-Will Rogers

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8Lego is latin for "I put together."

8Earth is the only planet not named

after a god.

8A brand new lead pencil will draw

a line 35 miles long.

andrew wyeth

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A house without books is like

a room without windows.

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-Horace Mann

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But from this earth,

This grave, this dust,

My God shall raise me up

I trust.

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-Walter Raleigh

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Rivers know this: there is no hurry.

We shall get there someday.

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-Pooh

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Journalism will kill you, but

it will keep you alive while

you're at it.

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-Horace Greeley

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We believe others to be happier

than they are.

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-Charles de Montesquieu

A QUESTION FOR WOMEN

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Why do you do this?

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-Dave Barry

winslow homer

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She is too fond of books, and it has turned
her brain.

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-Louisa May Alcott

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My favorite smell is the first smell

of spring in New York.

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-Andy Warhol

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Your word is a lamp to my

feet and a light to my path.

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-Psalm 119:105

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Forever is composed of nows.

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-Emily Dickinson

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He who stops being better

stops being good.

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-Oliver Cromwell

james denmark

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Without music life

would be a mistake.

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-Friedrich Nietzsche

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I hope life isn't a big joke,

because I don't get it.

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-Jack Handey