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Let everyone who names

the name of Christ depart

from iniquity.

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-2 Timothy 2:16

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Make yourself necessary

to somebody.

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-Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Diplomacy is the art of saying

"nice doggie" until you can find

a rock.

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-Will Rogers

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That man is richest whose

pleasures are cheapest.

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-Henry David Thoreau

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The richness I achieve comes

from nature, the source of

my inspiration.

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-Claude Monet

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Give me 5 minutes with
a person's checkbook
and I will tell you what
they love.
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-Billy Graham

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Happiness comes when

your work and words are

of benefit to others.

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-Buddha

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A double minded man is

unstable in all his ways.

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-James 1:8

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The truth will set you free.

But first it will tick you off.

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-Gloria Steinem

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april showers bring

may flowers.

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To write simply is as

difficult as to be good.

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-W. Somerset Maugham

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Genius is 1% inspiration

and 99% perspiration.

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-Thomas Edison

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I’ve never gotten over what they

call stage fright.

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-Elvis Presley

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After years of therapy my psychiatrist said

something that brought tears to my eyes.

He said, "No ablo ingles."

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-Ronnie Shakes

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Truly I say to you, unless

you turn and become like

children, you will never enter

the kingdom of heaven.

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-Matthew 18:3

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Spring is nature's way of saying,

"Let's party!"

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-Robin Williams

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Tomorrow to fresh woods and

pastures anew.

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-John Milton

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All my favorite singers

couldn't sing.

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-David Berman

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The moon gives light,

in time of night.

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-New England Primer (1690)

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I bought some batteries but they

weren't included.

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-Steven Wright