There is no such thing
as an underestimation of
average intelligence.

-Henry Adams



maxfield parrish

I never read, I just
look at pictures.

-Andy Warhol



Giving is true having.

-Charles Spurgeon



To dwell is to garden.

-Martin Heidegger



The good and the wise
lead quiet lives.

-Euripides



When a thief kisses you,
count your teeth.

-Yiddish proverb



jago silver


I love the ocean.  Boats, not so much.

-Jeff Goldblum



tracey ann finley

You never know what worse luck
your bad luck has saved you from.

-Cormac McCarthy



Beware of the young doctor and
the old barber.

-Benjamin Franklin



There is no work, however
vile or sordid, that does not
glisten before God.

-John Calvin



We are all special cases.

-Albert Camus



edward john poynter

I like the dreams of the future
better than the history of the past.

-Thomas Jefferson



Always make the audience suffer
as much as possible.

-Alfred Hitchcock



People who get nostalgic about
childhood were obviously never
children.

-Bill Watterson



Price is what you pay. 
Value is what you get.

-Warren Buffet



Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.

-Mitch Hedberg



Knowledge of the sciences is so much

smoke apart from the heavenly science

of Christ.

-John Calvin




Vegetarian - that's an old indian
word meaning lousy hunter.

-Andy Rooney

jessie willcox smith

Kindness in women, not their
beauteous looks, shall win
my love.

-Washington Irving



My plumbing is all messed up. 
Because, as it turns out, I do not
own a garbage disposal.

-Demetri Martin