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8A mole can tunnel 300 feet in

one night.

8Bats always turn to the left when

exiting a cave.

8The only bird that can fly backwards

is a hummingbird.

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Oh how I love your law.

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Psalm 119:97

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Go often to the house

of thy friend, for weeds

choke the overgrown path.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

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In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait.

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-Jose Simons

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Keep on rockin' in the free world.

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-Neil Young

william bouguereau

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A sweet child is the

sweetest thing in nature.

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-Charles Lamb

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There is no verbal vitamin

more potent than praise.

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-Federick B. Harris

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All happiness depends on

a leisurely breakfast.

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-John Gunther

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I will pour water upon him

that is thirsty.

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-Isaiah 44:3

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Sex is good, but not as good as

fresh, sweet corn.

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-Garrison Keillor

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Give me golf clubs, fresh air,

and a beautiful partner, and you

can keep the clubs and fresh air.

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-Jack Benny

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All I really, really want our love to do is to

bring out the best in me and in you too.

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-Joni Mitchell

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He who knows best knows

how little he knows.

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-Thomas Jefferson

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Debt is the slavery of the free.

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-Publilius Syrus

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As a child my family's menu

consisted of two choices:

take it or leave it.

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-Buddy Hackett

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Nothing in my hand I bring,

Simply to thy cross I cling.

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-Augustus Toplady, Rock of Ages

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I said he was a genius.

I never said he was

smart.

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-Groucho Marx (HT:Lowen)

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Facts do not cease to exist because

they are ignored.

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-Aldous Huxley

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Rest has cured more people than

all the medicine in the world.

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-Harold Reilly

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Everything has been said better

than we can put it ourselves.

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-George Eliot