When I got my first television set,
I stopped caring so much about
having close relationships.

-Andy Warhol



Jesus came into
the world to save
sinners.

-1 Timothy 1:15



You may not realize it when it
happens, but a kick in the teeth may
be the best thing in the world for you.

-Walt Disney



Good can imagine evil, but evil
cannot imagine good.

-W. H. Auden



Let food be thy

medicine.

-Hippocrates



Christianity, if false, is of no
importance, and if true, of infinite
importance. The only thing it cannot
be is moderately important.

-C. S. Lewis



tidings of comfort and joy!

Remember Christ our Savior
was born on Christmas day.

-God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen



The other night I ate at a real nice family
restaurant.  Every table had an argument
going on.

-George Carlin



flor larios

Behold, the virgin shall
conceive and bear a son,
and they shall call his name
Immanuel (which means
God with us).

-Matthew 1:23



Whatever poet, orator, or sage
may say of it, old age is still
old age.

-Sinclair Lewis



The more boys I meet,
the more I love my dog.

-Carrie Underwood



On this team, we're all united in
a common goal: to keep my job.

-Lou Holtz



I suppose half of writing is
overcoming the revulsion you
feel when you sit down to it.

-Flannery O'Connor



What I don't like about office Christmas
parties is looking for a job the next day.

-Phyllis Diller



She looked as if she had been
poured into her clothes and had
forgotten to say "when."

P. G. Wodehouse



Arise, shine, for your light
has come, and the glory of
the Lord has risen upon you.

-Isaiah 60:1



Mozart is sunshine.

-Antonin Dvorak



Designed to emulate the sleeve of an old
record album, this stamp will appear in
2013.  It commemorates Tejano music
legend, Lydia Mendoza.  Well done.



I was just thinking of a
flaming rum punch.

-Clarence Oddbody




You can't just go on being
a good egg.  You must either
hatch or go bad.

-C. S. Lewis