Heaven to Earth

4For thus says the One who is high and lifted up, who inhabits eternity and whose name is Holy: "I dwell in the high and holy place, and also with him who is of a contrite and lowly spirit."

-Isaiah 57:15

Time

4Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

-Woody Allen

Yikes

4I do not know myself. And God forbid that I should.

-Goethe

Stuck on Stupid

4To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity.

-Frederick Nietszche

Days of Yore

4I desire no future that will break ties with the past.

-George Eliot

Got That?

4You don't have a soul; you are a soul. You have a body.

-C. S. Lewis

Jiggety Jig

4Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.

-Robert Frost

Time to Get Up

4Awaken, O sleeper, arise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you.

-Ephesians 5:14

Melodious Monk

4Next after theology, I give to music the highest place and the greatest honor.

-Martin Luther

Short and Sweet

4The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.

-Thomas Jefferson

our little pea brains

4It's obvious that we don't know a millionth of one percent about anything.

-Thomas Edison

In a Word

4People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.

-Abraham Lincoln

Do Unto

4The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.

-Samuel Johnson

Hoi Polloi

4The public is never well enough informed to have the right to an opinion.

-T. S. Eliot

Speak Up Please

4Why have we reduced the volume of the Christian voice to the pitch of a mouse's squeak?

-Brae Howard

Mr. Peanut

4Without God to draw aside the curtain I would be helpless.

-George Washington Carver

Palindromes

4Swap God for a janitor; rot in a jar of dog paws.

4Sit on a potato pan Otis.

4We panic in a pew.

4Roy, am I mayor?

4Dr. Awkward

-Unknown

Deep Thoughts

4Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it little friend.

4I hope that some day we'll be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.

4A man doesn't automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the dirt and beg for it.

4The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then I told myself, "go ahead do whatever you want, it's okay by me."

4When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car.

-Jack Handey

Problems

4Life is a series of problems. Either you are in one now, you're just coming out of one, or you're getting ready to go into another one.

-Rick Warren