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Deep Thoughts

4Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it little friend.

4I hope that some day we'll be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.

4A man doesn't automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the dirt and beg for it.

4The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then I told myself, "go ahead do whatever you want, it's okay by me."

4When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car.

-Jack Handey