In the future everyone

will be famous for fifteen

minutes.

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-Andy Warhol

william bouguereau

Laziness is nothing more than

the habit of resting before you

get tired.

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-Jules Renard

Quitting smoking is easy;

I've done it hundreds of times.

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-Mark Twain

I am in the prime

of senility.

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-Benjamin Franklin

The length of a film

should be directly related

to the endurance of the

human bladder.

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-Alfred Hitchcock

All we have of freedom,

all we use or know,

this our fathers bought

for us long and long ago.

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-Rudyard Kipling

The Most High God

rules over the kingdom

of mankind and sets

over it whom he will.

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-Daniel 5:21

A woman is the most fiendish

instrument of torture ever

devised to bedevil the days

of man.

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-Ulysses Everett McGill

Television enables you

to be entertained in

your living room by

people you wouldn't

have in your home.

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–David Frost

I do not feel obliged to believe that

the same God who has endowed us

with sense, reason, and intellect has

intended us to forego their use.

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-Galileo

Mirth is God's medicine.

Everybody ought to bathe

in it.

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-Henry Ward Beecher

A poet is, before

anything else, someone

who is passionately in

love with language.

*

-W. H. Auden

Pleasure in the job puts

perfection in the work.

*

-Aristotle

Humility comes before honor.

*

-Proverbs 15:33

I think knowing what

you cannot do is more

important than knowing

what you can do.

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-Lucille Ball

Be like the flower and turn

your face to the sun.

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-Kahlil Gibran

I've been 40 years discovering that

the queen of all colours is black.

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-Auguste Renoir

Bargain: something you

can't use at a price

you can't resist.

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-Franklin P. Jones

Look what the postmaster did when we weren't looking. Yep, he's gone and raised the cost of sending a letter by one penny. So unless you've got a store of those very boring "forever" stamps, you might want to pick up extra 1 cent or some of the new 42 cent stamps. This jazzy one isn't available until later this year. Go here if you'd like a peek at what's in store.

The tooth fairy teaches

children that they can

sell body parts for money.
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-David Richerby

francois millet

Let me learn from Ruth, the gleaner. As she went

out to gather the ears of corn, so must I set out for

the fields of prayer, meditation, the ordinances, and

hearing the Word to gather spiritual food.

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-Charles Spurgeon

jessie wilcox smith

Heaven lives at the feet of

mothers.

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-Muhammad

It is requisite for the relaxation

of the mind that we make use,

from time to time, of playful deeds

and jokes.

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-Thomas Aquinas

steven meyers

Art is the unceasing effort

to compete with the beauty

of flowers.

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-Marc Chagall

frank ossen

No man remains quite what

he was when he recognizes

himself.

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-Thomas Mann

Gravitation is not

responsible for people

falling in love.

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-Albert Einstein

I cannot rest, I must draw,

however poor the result.

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-Beatrix Potter

Whenever our heart condemns us,

God is greater than our heart,

and he knows everything.

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-1 John 3:20

Setting a good example

for the children takes

all the fun out of

middle age.

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-William Feather

Nothing is as simple as we

hope it will be.

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-Jim Horning

sam brown

I will prepare and some

day my chance will come.

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-Abraham Lincoln