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-After the service why not say "hell" to
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individual who loves hurting people.
-The congregation is asked to remain
seated until the end of the recession.
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- I like words, images, graphic design, well-turned phrases, doodling, humor and profundity. These are found in every quarter and I'm always on the hunt. I was rescued (in November, 1974) from guilt and a stubborn irrational belief in an impersonal chance universe (with the accompanying hopelessness). I'm now convinced that nothing is more obvious or worthy of our attention than our Creator and the one true ancient path. Only Jesus has the words of everlasting life. Like John Newton "I once was lost but now am found, was blind but now I see."
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3 comments:
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Commas. They save lives.
we're cracking up! specially the "say hell"..... love them!
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