Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. 
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

-Ernest Hemingway



It's a habit of mine now,
noticing labels, logos,
and shoes.

-Michael Jordan



Certain it is that man must completely despair

of himself in order to become fit to receive the

grace of Christ.

-Martin Luther



One of the best ways for a man
to love a woman is to love her
children.

-Douglas Wilson



Beware the barrenness of a busy life.

-Socrates



The computer brings out the
worst in some people.

-Brian Eno



If you would preserve the wilderness,
teach a child to love it.

-Joseph Thomas Howard



Information is not knowledge.

-Albert Einstein



Why do they call it rush hour
when nothing moves?

-Robin Williams



God has saved us not by
the removal of justice,
but by the satisfaction of it.

-Kevin Deyoung



We can't help everyone, but
everyone can help someone.

-Ronald Reagan



Liberal Christianity can supply only an
ineffectual echo to the massive chorus of
agreed and admitted unbelief.

-C. S. Lewis



They come here naked - but not
quite.  To the fit pair of eyes they
come here thoroughly armoured:
with native honour clad.

-Martin Amis



Louis Armstrong is quite simply the most
important person in American music. He
is to 20th century music (I did not say jazz)
what Einstein is to physics.

-Ken Burns



Truths and roses have thorns
about them.

-Henry David Thoreau



If you want to make enemies try
to change something.

-Woodrow Wilson



Let no corrupting talk come out of
your mouths, but only such as is
good for building up, as fits the
occasion, that it may give grace to
those who hear.

-Ephesians 4:29



In every walk with nature one
receives far more than he seeks.

-John Muir



An atheist can't find God for
the same reason that a thief
can't find a policeman.




What feeling is so nice as a child's
hand in yours?

-Marjorie Holmes



The wise does at once what the
fool does at last.

-Baltasar Gracian



If you wish to make an apple pie
from scratch, you must first invent
the universe.

-Carl Sagan



The best thing you can do when
it's raining is to let it rain.

-Henry Wadsworth Longfellow



Do not waste too much of your
time in worrying about the future
of the Christian Church.

-D. Martyn Lloyd-Jones



i thank you god for this most amazing day,
for the leaping greenly spirits of trees, and
for the blue dream of sky, and for everything
which is natural, which is infinite, which is yes.

e.e. cummings



Circumstances are beyond human
control, but our conduct is in our
own power.

-Benjamin Disraeli



I told my doctor I broke my leg
in two places.  He told me to quit
going to those places.

-Henny Youngman



All people are born alike - except
for Republicans and Democrats.

-Groucho Marx



Fun is good.

-Dr. Seuss



There are three rules for writing
a novel.  Unfortunately, no one
knows what they are.

-W. Somerset Maugham