Thursday, April 30, 2009


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To write simply is as
difficult as to be good.
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-W. Somerset Maugham

Wednesday, April 29, 2009


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Genius is 1% inspiration
and 99% perspiration.
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-Thomas Edison

Tuesday, April 28, 2009


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I’ve never gotten over what they
call stage fright.
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-Elvis Presley

Monday, April 27, 2009


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After years of therapy my psychiatrist said
something that brought tears to my eyes.
He said, "No ablo ingles."
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-Ronnie Shakes


Sunday, April 26, 2009


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Truly I say to you, unless
you turn and become like
children, you will never enter
the kingdom of heaven.
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-Matthew 18:3

Saturday, April 25, 2009


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Spring is nature's way of saying,
"Let's party!"
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-Robin Williams

Friday, April 24, 2009


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Tomorrow to fresh woods and
pastures anew.
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-John Milton

Thursday, April 23, 2009


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All my favorite singers
couldn't sing.
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-David Berman

Wednesday, April 22, 2009


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The moon gives light,
in time of night.
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-New England Primer (1690)

Tuesday, April 21, 2009


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I bought some batteries but they
weren't included.
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-Steven Wright

Monday, April 20, 2009


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Everything popular
is wrong.
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-Oscar Wilde

Sunday, April 19, 2009


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Therefore, if anyone is in
Christ, he is a new creation.
The old has passed away;
behold the new has come.
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-2 Corinthians 5:17

Saturday, April 18, 2009


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How can I know what I
think till I hear what I say?
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-E. M. Forster

Friday, April 17, 2009


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We turn not older
with years, but
newer every day.
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-Emily Dickinson

Thursday, April 16, 2009


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I am an idealist. I don't know where
I'm going but I'm on my way.
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-Carl Sandburg

Wednesday, April 15, 2009


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Income tax has made more liars out
of the American people than golf.
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-Will Rogers

Tuesday, April 14, 2009


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8Lego is latin for "I put together."
8Earth is the only planet not named
after a god.
8A brand new lead pencil will draw
a line 35 miles long.

Monday, April 13, 2009

andrew wyeth

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A house without books is like
a room without windows.
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-Horace Mann

Sunday, April 12, 2009


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But from this earth,
This grave, this dust,
My God shall raise me up
I trust.
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-Walter Raleigh

Saturday, April 11, 2009


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Rivers know this: there is no hurry.
We shall get there someday.
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-Pooh

Friday, April 10, 2009


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Journalism will kill you, but
it will keep you alive while
you're at it.
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-Horace Greeley

Thursday, April 09, 2009


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We believe others to be happier
than they are.
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-Charles de Montesquieu

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

A QUESTION FOR WOMEN


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Why do you do this?
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-Dave Barry

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

winslow homer

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She is too fond of books, and it has turned
her brain.
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-Louisa May Alcott

Monday, April 06, 2009


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My favorite smell is the first smell
of spring in New York.
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-Andy Warhol

Sunday, April 05, 2009


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Your word is a lamp to my
feet and a light to my path.
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-Psalm 119:105

Saturday, April 04, 2009


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Forever is composed of nows.
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-Emily Dickinson

Friday, April 03, 2009


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He who stops being better
stops being good.
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-Oliver Cromwell

Thursday, April 02, 2009

james denmark

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Without music life
would be a mistake.
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-Friedrich Nietzsche

Wednesday, April 01, 2009


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I hope life isn't a big joke,
because I don't get it.
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-Jack Handey