Wednesday, January 31, 2007

I cannot live
without books.
-Thomas Jefferson

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

When you wish upon a falling star,
your dreams can come true. Unless
it's really a meteorite hurtling
to the Earth which will destroy all
life. Then you're pretty much hosed
no matter what you wish for. Unless
it's death by meteor.

Monday, January 29, 2007

Wheresoever you go,
go with all your heart.


Sunday, January 28, 2007

Do not interpretations
of dreams belong to God?
-Genesis 40:8

Saturday, January 27, 2007

4The plastic things on the end of
shoelaces are called aglets.
4The most common time displayed in
watch ads is 10:10.
4Americans eat on average 18 acres
of pizza every day.

Friday, January 26, 2007

Away is good,
but at home is best.
-Swedish Proverb

Thursday, January 25, 2007

In the end we shall have had
enough of cynicism, skepticism
and humbug, and we shall want
to live more musically.
-Vincent Van Gogh

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Men can only be happy when
they do not assume that the
object of life is happiness.
-George Orwell

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

A morning without coffee
is like something without
something else.

Monday, January 22, 2007

I always arrive late at the office,
but I make up for it by leaving early.
-Charles Lamb

Sunday, January 21, 2007

A righteous man
regardeth the life
of his beast.
-Proverbs 12:10

Saturday, January 20, 2007

The first duty of a man
is the seeking after
and the investigation
of the truth.

Friday, January 19, 2007

Tolerance is the virtue
of the man without convictions.
-G. K. Chesterton

Thursday, January 18, 2007

I am not under the alfluence
of inkahol as some
thinkle peep
I am.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

A kind heart is a
fountain of gladness,
making everything
in its vicinity
freshen into smiles.
-Washington Irving

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Human beings are the only creatures
on earth that allow their children
to come back home.
-Bill Cosby

Monday, January 15, 2007

I have a dream that my
four little children will
one day live in a nation
where they will not be
judged by the color of
their skin, but by the
content of their character.
-Martin Luther King, Jr.

Sunday, January 14, 2007

The people arose
as one man.
-Judges 20:8

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Reality leaves a lot
to the imagination.
-John Lennon

Friday, January 12, 2007

Reality continues to
ruin my life.
-Calvin and Hobbes

Thursday, January 11, 2007

To me boxing is like ballet,
except there's no music,
no choreography,
and the dancers hit each other.
-Jack Handey

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Compassion is your
pain in my heart.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Don't be silly! I could never love anyone
more than I love my sisters.
-Louisa May Alcott, Little Women

Monday, January 08, 2007

When a thing has been said,
and said well, have no scruple.
Take it and copy it.

-Anatole France

Sunday, January 07, 2007

Worship the Lord
in the splendor of holiness;
tremble before him,
all the earth.
-Psalm 96:9

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Beer is living proof
that God loves us and
wants us to be happy.
-Benjamin Franklin

Friday, January 05, 2007

You can't hoot with the owls
and then soar with the eagles.
-Hubert Humphrey

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Without friends
no one would choose to live,
though he had all other goods.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

If you define cowardice
as running away at the
first sign of danger,
screaming and tripping
and begging for mercy,
then yes, Mr. Brave Man,
I guess I'm a coward.
-Jack Handey

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Help us to recognize your voice,
help us not to be allured by
the madness of the world,
so that we may never fall away from you,
O Lord Jesus Christ.

-Albrecht Durer

Monday, January 01, 2007

is the
best doctor.

-Yiddish Proverb