When you wish upon a falling star,
your dreams can come true. Unless
it's really a meteorite hurtling
to the Earth which will destroy all
life. Then you're pretty much hosed
no matter what you wish for. Unless
it's death by meteor.
-Despair.com
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My dad once bought a calendar from despair.com. He got a confirmation email entitled: "Let the Buyer's Remorse Begin" filled with such cheerful sayings as "why did you choose that calendar when the other would have been better. Just think of what else you could have bought with your hard-earned wages." & etc. & etc.
and lived to tell of it.
i'm laughing in the library.. this sounds like a jack handey one. :)
-sienna
Sienna, I thought it sounded like Jack too.
And Sarah, despair.com is a great place to go if you want to start laughing.
Are you saying that laughter begins in despair?
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