Saturday, April 30, 2011

I'm always open for people saying I'm wrong
because most of the time I am.

-Duke of Cambridge

Friday, April 29, 2011

I intend to live forever. 
So far so good.

-Stephen Wright

Thursday, April 28, 2011

I stand in awe of my body.

-Henry David Thoreau

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Fame usually comes to
those who are thinking
about something else.

-Oliver Wendell Holmes

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

I think your whole life shows
in your face and you should
be proud of that.

-Lauren Bacall

Monday, April 25, 2011

A family is like having a bowling
alley installed in your brain.

-Martin Mull

Sunday, April 24, 2011

If they do not hear Moses
and the prophets, neither
will they be convinced if
someone should rise from
the dead.

-Luke 16:31

Saturday, April 23, 2011

 albrecht durer

Ye who think of sin but lightly nor suppose the evil great,
Here may view its nature rightly, here its guilt may estimate.
Mark the sacrifice appointed, see who bears the awful load;
'tis the Word, the Lord's Annointed, Son of Man and Son of God.

-Thomas Kelly, Stricken, Smitten, and Afflicted, 1804 

Friday, April 22, 2011

Only your real friends will
tell you when your face is

-Sicilian proverb

Thursday, April 21, 2011

I'm nobody, who are you?

-Emily Dickinson

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Take your protein pills and put
your helmet on.

-David Bowie

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Cocaine is God's way of saying
you're making too much money.

-Robin Williams

Monday, April 18, 2011

Wisdom is knowing what
to do next; virtue is
doing it.

-David Jordan

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Albrecht Durer
Q10: How did God create man?

Answer: God created man male
and female, after his own image,
in knowledge, righteousness,
and holiness, with dominion over
the creatures.

-Westminster Shorter Catechism, 1647  

Saturday, April 16, 2011

When you win, nothing hurts.

-Joe Namath

Friday, April 15, 2011

A kleptomaniac is a person who
helps himself because he can't help

-Henry Morgan 

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Solitary trees, if they grow at all,
grow strong.

-Winston Churchill

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

There's no place like home.

-Dorothy Gale

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

To reflect the new postcard rate going into effect this Sunday, the postal service has issued these new 29 cent herb stamps.  A sheet of 20 for $5.80 is available now at your local post office or online at

Monday, April 11, 2011

jill greenberg

Life is a comedy for those
who think, and a tragedy
to those who feel.

-Horace Walpole

Sunday, April 10, 2011

If anyone is in Christ,
he is a new creation. 
The old has passed away;
behold, the new has come.

-2 Corinthians 5:17

Saturday, April 09, 2011

Laziness may appear attractive,
but work gives satisfaction.

-Anne Frank 

Friday, April 08, 2011

It is one of the blessings of old
friends that you can afford to
be stupid with them.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Thursday, April 07, 2011

Love is the only gold.

-Alfred, Lord Tennyson

Wednesday, April 06, 2011

After the coffee things aren't
so bad.

-Henry Knibbs

Tuesday, April 05, 2011

We are an impossibility in
an impossible universe.

-Ray Bradbury

Monday, April 04, 2011


Sunday, April 03, 2011

Church Bulletin Bloopers

-Don't let worry destroy your life, let the church help.
-For those who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
-A Tuesday bean supper will be held in the church hall.  Music will follow.

Saturday, April 02, 2011

You do not really understand
something until you can explain
it to your grandmother.

-Albert Einstein

Friday, April 01, 2011

If every fool wore a crown,
we should all be kings.

-Welsh proverb