Sunday, January 31, 2010

Church Bulletin Bloopers
-After the service why not say "hell" to
someone you dont know.
-Please welcome Pastor Dean, a caring
individual who loves hurting people.
-The congregation is asked to remain
seated until the end of the recession.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Water the root; enjoy
the fruit.
-David Lynch

Friday, January 29, 2010

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet
paper; the closer you get to the end the
faster it goes.
-Andy Rooney

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how
they keep abreast of current events. The
ground is a giant dog newspaper containing
all kinds of late-breaking news items, which,
if they are especially urgent, are oftened
continued in the next yard.
-Dave Barry

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Most Popular Baby Names Last Year
Here are the top 25 names for boys and girls
starting with number one.
Ethan, Noah, Jacob, Aiden, Logan, Jackson, Jack,
Ryan, Jayden, Matthew, Liam, Joshua, Tyler,
Benjamin, William, Alexander, Gavin, Lucas, Evan,
Nathan, Mason, Michael, Dylan, Caleb, Andrew
Isabella, Emma, Olivia, Ava, Sophia, Madison, Chloe,
Abigail, Emily, Addison, Ella, Lily, Mia, Grace, Alexis,
Avery, Samantha, Elizabeth, Hannah, Natalie, Taylor,
Alyssa, Sarah, Hailey, Riley

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

There are some ideas so wrong
that only a very intelligent person
could believe them.
-George Orwell

Monday, January 25, 2010

Life is what happens
to you while you're
making other plans.
-Thomas La Mance

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Let others wrangle, I
will wonder.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Maturity consists of no longer
being taken in by oneself.
-Kajetan von Schlaggenberg

Friday, January 22, 2010

paul klee

How much larger your life
would be if your self could
become smaller in it.
-G. K. Chesterton

Thursday, January 21, 2010

brae howard

Tell me what you eat, and I'll
tell you who you are.
-Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Here's one of the latest offerings from the
post office. We're in for some pretty nice
postage stamps this year. Isn't it time you
you switched over to something besides
the Liberty Bell?

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

The heart of the problem
is the problem of the
-Henry Krabbendam

Monday, January 18, 2010

Nothing in the world is more dangerous
than sincere ignorance and conscientious
-Martin Luther King, Jr.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

He loved me ere I knew him,
And all my love is due him.
-E. M. Bartlett, Victory In Jesus

Saturday, January 16, 2010

mr and mrs kendall

They're back...
-Poltergeist II

Friday, January 15, 2010

Everything is funny as long as
it's happening to someone else.
-Will Rogers

Thursday, January 14, 2010

We are all in this together -
by ourselves.
-Lily Tomlin

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Saying "Preach the gospel; if necessary
use words," is like saying "Tell me your
phone number; if necessary use digits."
-J. D. Greear
HT: Justin Taylor

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

I have come to believe...
-that prayer is incalculably
-that words hurt longer than sticks
and stones.
-that being smart is not as important
as being good...not even close.
-Dr. Nicholas P. Barker
Nov. 25, 1937 - Dec. 24, 2009

Monday, January 11, 2010

He is no fool who gives
what he cannot keep to gain
that which he cannot lose.
-Jim Elliott

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Keep hold of instruction;
do not let go; guard her,
for she is your life.
-Proverbs 4:13

Saturday, January 09, 2010

Nothing is ever like it used to be.
-Malcolm S. Forbes

Friday, January 08, 2010

The principle part
of faith is patience.
-George MacDonald

Thursday, January 07, 2010

Yesterday I woke up sucking
a lemon.
-Radiohead, everything in its right place

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

There is far more danger in a public monopoly than there is in a private monopoly, for when government goes into business it can always shift its losses to the taxpayer. The Government never really goes into business, for it never makes ends meet, and that is the first requirement of business. It just mixes a little business with a lot of politics, and no one ever gets a chance to find out what is actually going on.
-Thomas A. Edison

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

When prosperity comes,
do not use all of it.

Monday, January 04, 2010

If you do what you
should not, you must
bear what you would
-Benjamin Franklin

Sunday, January 03, 2010

Conscience is a mother-in-law
whose visit never ends.

-H. L. Mencken

In all your getting,
get understanding.
-Proverbs 4:7

Saturday, January 02, 2010

happy wedding day to michael and sienna!!!

Happiness is not complete
until it is shared.
-Jane Porter

The all-new Howard family:
Michael Kendall and bride Sienna, Lowen, Kyrie, Pax
Brae, Chalice, Damien and Kate

Friday, January 01, 2010

Originality is simply
a pair of fresh eyes.
-Thomas W. Higginson