Tuesday, November 30, 2010

I hope an animal never bores a hole in my
head and lays its eggs there because I might
think I have a good idea but it’s really just
the eggs hatching.

-Jack Handey

Monday, November 29, 2010

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Batter my heart,
three-person'd God.

-John Donne

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Discipleship means joy.

-Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Friday, November 26, 2010

Art is what you can get away with.

-Andy Warhol

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Thanks is for giving.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Truth uncompromisingly told will
always have its ragged edges.

-Herman Melville

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Be brief, for no discourse
can please when too long.

-Miguel de Cervantes

Monday, November 22, 2010

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress.  But I repeat myself.

-Mark Twain 

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Like a dog who returns to his
vomit is a fool who repeats
his folly.

-Proverbs 26:11

Saturday, November 20, 2010

I don’t know anything about music.
In my line you don’t have to.

-Elvis Presley

Friday, November 19, 2010

And I need you more than
want you.  And I want you
for all time.

-Jimmy Webb, Wichita Lineman 

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Love is not affectionate feeling, but a steady
wish for the loved person's ultimate good
as far as it can be obtained.

-C. S. Lewis, God in the Dock

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

A wounded deer leaps the highest.

-Emily Dickinson

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Every single great idea that has marked
the 21st century, the 20th century, and the
19th century has required government
vision and government incentive.

-Vice President Joe Biden

Monday, November 15, 2010

Let my love open the door.

-Pete Townshend

Sunday, November 14, 2010

david doubilet

And God said, "let the waters swarm with swarms of living creatures."

-Genesis 1:20

Saturday, November 13, 2010

From now on, ending a sentence
with a preposition is something
up with which I will not put.

-Winston Churchill

Friday, November 12, 2010

One never notices what
has been done; one can
only see what remains
to be done.

-Marie Curie

Thursday, November 11, 2010

For what do we live but to make
sport for our neighbors, and laugh
at them in our turn.

-Jane Austen

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

I cleaned up my act because otherwise I would have kicked the bucket.

-Lou Reed

Tuesday, November 09, 2010

The trouble with being
punctual is that nobody's
there to appreciate it.

-Franklin P. Jones

Monday, November 08, 2010

Now and then an innocent man
is sent to the legislature.

-Kin Hubbard

Sunday, November 07, 2010

That word above all
earthly powers,
no thanks to them,

-Martin Luther, A Mighty Fortress Is Our God

Saturday, November 06, 2010

-A butterfly can taste with its feet.
-Each eye of a dragonfly has 30,000 lenses.
-A giraffe sleeps only two hours a day.

Friday, November 05, 2010

A smile is the shortest
distance between two

-Victor Borge

Thursday, November 04, 2010

Television is chewing gum
for the eyes.

-Frank Lloyd Wright

Wednesday, November 03, 2010

If you tell the truth you don't
have to remember anything.

-Mark Twain

Tuesday, November 02, 2010

james harrison

Happiness is a warm puppy.

-Charles M. Schulz

Monday, November 01, 2010

Pleasure moves on too early
and trouble leaves too slow.

-Joni Mitchell